Simon Dick Malkovich is a 30-year-old town counsellor who enjoys going to the movies, meditation and listening to music. He is giving and smart, but can also be very standoffish and a bit cowardly.

He is American who defines himself as straight. He started studying philosophy, politics and economics at college but never finished the course.

Physically, Simon is in pretty good shape. He is average-height with olive skin, black hair and brown eyes.

He grew up in a working class neighbourhood. He was raised by his father, his mother having left when he was young.

He is currently in a relationship with Eva Honor Lynch. Eva is 9 years older than him and works as a receptionist.

Simon’s best friend is a town counsellor called Amie Turner. They get on well most of the time. He also hangs around with Tanya Williams and Leland Kennedy. They enjoy recycling together.